im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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