it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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