Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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