I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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