Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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