I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
handjob tips. give me some.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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