i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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