new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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