She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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