So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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