YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
too bad you live with your parents still
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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