Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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