Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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