I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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