i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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