and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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