Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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