I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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