Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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