I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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