At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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