Your dad touched me again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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