you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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