found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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