..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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