As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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