If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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