I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize