I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
