at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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