Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what if I'm pregnant?
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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