i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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