Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Slut skills are useful in every country.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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