I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
