I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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