so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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