so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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