THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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