turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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