So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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