it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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