Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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