Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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