just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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