Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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