in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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