I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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