Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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