hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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