Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.

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(+44): View more from England

His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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(361): View more from Texas

I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(415): View more from California

he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...

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(727): View more from Florida

I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.

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(440): View more from Ohio

You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.

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