Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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