You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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