What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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