shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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