I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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