Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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