so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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