Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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