you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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